Not to scale
I keep a close eye on my weight. My mission is different from most; I'm trying to get fat, fast.
The idea is to pile out the kilos before the effects of the radiation on neck & mouth become too much. Then I'll switch to my Jake intake.
The picture here is from my chemo ward, where it is posted above the patients' scales. Something to aspire to?
It is going to take a superhuman effort for me to get that big, but I will give it a go. Large lasagne and creamy curries loom ahead. And decadent desserts, not to be trifled with...